The Community of Little Egypt is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 703 million Little Egyptians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carbondale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Little Egyptian economy, worth 40.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,862 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, Little Egypt has designated Carbondale as its capital city, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is relatively low. Little Egypt's national animal is the Northern Cardinal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Little Egypt is ranked 232,427^th in the world and 10,066^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 198.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.